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Animals Badmasti Top Official

Never ignore a crow. They remember faces. If you are mean to a crow, it will tell its friends, and for five generations, that crow family will dive-bomb you. That is "badmasti" with a grudge.

The Crime: Tool use and theft. Crows will use sticks to pull your keys out of your pocket. They unzip bags. They have learned to drop nuts onto crosswalks so cars crack the shells, then they wait for the red light to safely retrieve the nut.

Top Badmasti Moment: In Tokyo, crows figured out that if they sit on clotheslines and mimic the sound of a cat meowing, old ladies come out to feed the "cat." When the lady comes out with food, the crow swoops down and steals the entire rice ball.

Verdict: 9/10. The only animal that uses psychological manipulation and traffic laws for profit. animals badmasti top

Pigeons are incredibly adaptable and thrive in urban environments. They are known to scavenge for food in cities, often becoming a nuisance by leaving droppings on statues, buildings, and pedestrians. Their boldness in approaching humans for food makes them a common complaint in urban areas.

Squirrels are the ultimate trolls of the backyard. Their "top" badmasti move is the "fake bury." They will dig a hole, pretend to drop the nut in, cover it up, and then run away with the nut still in their mouth—just to mess with the birds watching them. They also chew through solar lights and laugh at every "squirrel-proof" bird feeder invented by humans.

Seagulls have a reputation for stealing food right out of people's hands. Their boldness and cunning make them a nuisance in coastal areas. They are not picky eaters and will scavenge for food, making them a challenge for beachgoers and businesses alike. Never ignore a crow

If Badmasti had a PhD, the Raccoon would be the professor. Possessing human-like paws and an IQ that rivals a toddler, raccoons are the ultimate suburban villains. Their "top" mischief includes unzipping backpacks, opening complex trash can latches, and even attempting to wash cotton candy in a river (only to watch it disappear, followed by a look of utter betrayal).

Squirrels look cute, but they are basically adrenaline junkies with no respect for human engineering.

The Crime: Sabotage. They chew through solar panel wires, car ignition cables, and bird feeders. They bury nuts in your car's air filter. Why? Because they forgot where they buried them. That is "badmasti" with a grudge

Top Badmasti Moment: A squirrel in Michigan managed to steal a motion-activated security camera. It dragged the camera up a tree and pointed it directly at the homeowner's bedroom window. The family woke up to 200 photos of blurry squirrel nostrils and one clear photo of the squirrel giving the middle finger (or the paw equivalent).

Verdict: 7.5/10. Too small to be truly scary, but relentless.

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