Exclusive | Postal 2 Complete Prophet

| Meter Level | Ability Name | Effect | |-------------|----------------|---------| | 20+ | Burning Sermon | Your voice lights enemies on fire for 3 seconds when you taunt. | | 40+ | Parting Crowd | Enemies stumble back + drop weapons temporarily when you raise your hands. | | 60+ | Locust Swarm | Summon a cloud of locusts (like the shovel flies) that attacks hostile NPCs. | | 80+ | Smite | Instantly kill one enemy with lightning bolt — but costs 25 Prophet Meter. | | 100 | Second Coming | Resurrect nearby dead civilians as allied zealots (follow you for 60 seconds). After this, meter resets to 20. |

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Here is the historical drama that makes the Complete Prophet Exclusive a collector’s item.

In 2016, Running With Scissors attempted to push the "Prophet Mode" as a free update to Paradise Lost on Steam. However, Valve flagged the update. Why? Because the "Prophet Exclusive" content contained actual religious chanting sampled from a real cult's public domain recordings. While legally distinct, Valve worried it violated Steam’s "Hateful Content" guidelines regarding the mockery of religious figures. postal 2 complete prophet exclusive

RWS was forced to strip the Prophet Mode from the Steam version. Consequently, the only way to legally obtain the Prophet Mode, the alternate ending, and the SDK is via the physical "Complete Prophet Exclusive" disc or a very specific Humble Bundle key issued for 48 hours in March 2017.

Thus, "Exclusive" became literal. You cannot buy this on Steam. You cannot buy it on GOG. It exists only on those 5,000 discs and the hard drives of those who backed up the "Prophet Patch." | Meter Level | Ability Name | Effect

Release Title: Postal.2.Complete-PROPHET Release Group: PROPHET (Scene Group) Release Type: Repack / Complete Collection Platform: PC (Windows) Protection Secured: SecuROM / Custom DRM (Removed/Cracked)

If you’ve ever wanted to experience the chaotic, offensive, and darkly hilarious world of Postal 2 with every drop of DLC, a bizarre religious twist, and content so rare it feels like a digital relic—then the Postal 2 Complete Prophet Exclusive is your holy grail. Here is the historical drama that makes the

But what exactly is this version? Is it a mod, a special retail release, or just a clever name for a complete collection? Let’s break it down.

Absolutely—with a caveat.

If you try to install the Complete Prophet CD-ROM on Windows 11, you will likely summon a blue screen of death. However, Running With Scissors has done the community a solid:

The only thing the digital versions don't have is that glorious physical box art—a stark white background with the red goggle-eyed Postal Dude looking as tired of your nonsense as you are of your job.