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The Tip: Does your workplace offer a bonus for perfect attendance, but you need a mental health day? Schedule a dentist appointment for a Tuesday morning, go to work for the first hour, leave for the "appointment," and just never come back. The Logic: By clocking in, you technically didn't miss a "full" day of work. Most attendance policies are triggered by missing a whole shift or calling in sick. You get your afternoon off without breaking your perfect attendance streak.

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